School Story:
For me, school in Marshall was just through 9th grade; 1-1/2 years in Dallas, and 1-1/2 years at two high schools in Atlanta didn’t change my hometown attachment. The funniest things I remember were from junior high football. Melvin Holden, who was one of the humblest, most considerate, and loyal friends you could ask for, had never played football at all—even in PE—and didn’t look like any runner I’d seen, was so fast that that itself was funny. HL was (probably still is) a great all around athlete at just about everything. (Ronnie Carpenter also has to be mentioned, but we had a lot of good players.) It wasn’t funny when he lay like a stone for two or three minutes after tackling a guy on the kickoff in one game, but a couple of things were hilarious. One game, after breaking free on the left sideline and running 20 or 30 yards, he started to lose his balance around midfield and little by little kept leaning more forward till he finally fell after running another 20 or 30 yards with nobody near him. The best ever was when he and Melvin were back in twin punt return formation around the 10-yard line, and HL coolly let the ball go over his head into the end zone. Melvin, not knowing any better, ran around from his side of the field through the end zone, picked up the ball and started running up HL’s sideline, while HL stood where he was turning around as necessary hollering at him not to run it back. Meanwhile Melvin broke through a batch of tacklers near the goal line and headed for paydirt, HL trotting behind still “explaining” (I presume) how stupid that was. I don’t remember whether he scored the touchdown, but if not, it was somewhere close. Hats off to HL, and to Melvin!
One on me: In first grade, Nita Faye Rule passed me a note that said “I hate you”. I took my pencil and scribbled till the note was black, and tried to think of an appropriate response. It was a difficult spot, but I finally decided on the clever idea of “I hate you”, but I didn’t know how to spell “hate “, and her note was obliterated. So I did the best I could and wrote “I HAT YOU”. Before I could pass it back, Mrs. Sternberg took it and started lecturing the class about passing notes. Of course, Nita (and everyone else) was saying “What does it say?”. Mrs. Sternberg very solemnly said, “Oh, I can’t tell you—It’s something VERY VERY BAD.” I was mortified, and Nita, to this day probably wonders what vile thing my first grade mind had tried to send her.